huhu here something interesting... i got this from forward email laa.. something about typical bruneian.. huhu

Hahaha.......criteria untuk IC kuning!!
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> Subject: You know you are Bruneian
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1. You 'miss call' instead of calling or sending sms.

*i only malar Mc that one particular person ja.. yg len lau ada apa2 ku msg ee*

2. You always say "kapih ku.. bila terima/keluar gaji/overtime/elaun ah?"
*nda jua always, tym kapih ja =p ahah mana tau drg tau bila2 kuarnya uh*

3. You park your car as close as possible to your destination area.
*nda jua slalu ampir.. lau ujan cemana?? uh?*

4. You speak Malaysia if you meet Malaysian, speak Indonesia if you meet Indonesian.. and so on.
*haha nda e.. ku lau jumpa urg brunai ku ckp indon.. cana tu?*

5. You are asked to go to a "meeting" but actually you will only be "listening".
*as u noe.. meeting nda jua suk x ah.. ahah lau kana tanya bru ku bckp*

6. You go to someone's wedding, you give money using an envelope and put your name on it or if you think you don't give enough you use a blank envelope.
*ahah nda penah bagi duit eee bgi hadiah ja*

7. Indo mee is your staple food and Ayamku is your fastfood.
*indo mee tu bila ada ja.. nda jua selalu eeee... KFC is my fastfood! ayamku nada main~ ahaha*

8. The term 'balik kampung' is almost not applicable.. since you can 'balik kampung' everyday.
*ahah bila jua ku ckp "balik kampung"? tym tingal dostel ja.. a2 puun ku galar balik rumah neyyy bkn kampong*

9. Motorcyles and bicycles are not your transport, they are your sport.
*ahah nada basikal d rumah*

10. When you see local tv camera around you during the day, then at night you will watch local news... and hoping to see yourself on television.
*ahah nda jua.. ku lari dari camera g*

11. You drive your car on wavy and potholed road.
*cana jua ulah mun a2 tah ganya jlnnya...*

12. You receive official news faster by mean of "mouth" than by "written".
*duhhh aha lau written batah x ah... manatau important ahah*

13. You like electronic products from Japan.
*dari mana g kan? mostly dari japan jua x..*

14. If you have the chance to call a radio show and before you are asked to hang-up, you say 'boleh minta putarkan lagu?'
*never call a radio showw~ ahah*

15. You are in BIG debts and refuse to pay the lenders and yet still drive a CLK and live in a mansion.
*bkn aku neyy.. lum jua ku berumah bkerita a ahah*

16. You wear baju kurung with large katoks and maniks all over.
*uh nda pedahhh.. baju kurung ku semua simple2 antap.. nada yg bkatok2*

17. You are loud and speak in melandih way.
*not me~*

18. You and the whole family have the same car plate numbers.
*not in my family~*

19. You spend your $$$$$ on your wedding even though you are broke.
*balum g kawin~*

20. You become Akademi Fantasia fanatics.
*nda jua*

21. You know most of the people here - "eh si anak si anu eh saudara si blabla".
*haha urg sekampong g ku nda kenal!! pebaik ia gto 'anak c anu bahh' ahah still have no idea*

22. You drive to the shop next door even though the shop is only 100 meters away (except maybe in Kampung Ayer).
*lau jln kaki rah kadai kaling yg terdekat umah ku tu ada jua smpai bjam2 x bru tah smpai ahah*

23. Every year, since the 80s until last year, you don't want not to miss HM's Birthday Titah (because you are hoping that HM will increase your salary).
*nada ee.. ahah nda penah pon*

24. When you want to get some service from the government agencies, you will find your saudara first.
*not me~ i worked it myself to get this job ok~ nada tulung2*

25. If something goes wrong, you will say that one of the datos, pehins is your relative (or at least they know you).
*not me jua.. nada relatives yg urg kebesaran*

26. You cannot live without Brudirect's HYS.
*aha jrg ku cek brudirect toh*

27. You give you children super long name.
*nada anak*

28. You rush to a new shopping mall just to beat everybody else even though it's just another Hua Ho.
*nda jua~ ahah masa pembukaannya nda jua ku ksana ee*

29. You wave your hand while driving to other drivers that you know.
*ahah nda dang.. nda ku ingat no2 plate lesen drg a*

30. You are able to pay (or not) for one or two amahs who are most likely an Indonesian or a Filipino.
*sorg ja e drumah.. have to..*

31. You are ok to be fat.
*whats wrong being fat?? duh~*

32. You are a busy body with other peoples' news, especially the bad ones, and you think your responsibility is to know and to spread it around.
*biasa lahh tu ahaha.. update2 ler*

33. Your friends get married on the same day and you don't know who to go to.
*reminder to my frens.. jgn ta kawin on the same day.. ahah if it happens i aga yg terdekat dulu laa*

34. You like to stare at phones for 24 hours and chat on MSN.
*24hr? haha nda tdo x?? nda jua 24hr a*

35. You say "Mun paham bisai" (this needs no further explaination) .
*ahah i dun use that phrase~*

36. You have to wear 'cool' attire everywhere, even on holidays.
*wat do u mean by 'cool'?*

37. You add "BUI" on each sentence.
*ahah nda e.. dang x ahh~ ahaha*

38. You think exercising, being hyper active, competition are for little kids.
*ler aha ku hyper jua x aa bila masanya kan hyper a2*

39. You can't type or spell properly properly, example "hw r u? hy my nme s si org brnui"
*kau nda x? mls bh kan txt panjang2 ahah lau tyme xam nda la*

40. You add "me & you" on your converstations with your girl mates.
*me nada ca2 e.. you x~ ahaha*

41. You listen to Pelangi FM.
*nda ee.. jrg drg radio*

42. You think fake Von Dutch products are the best.
*dont have any von dutch products.. ahah*

43. You are especially racist to Indian workers.
*nda jua*

44. You would rather go to shopping malls than hanging out at parks, having a picnic with your friends.
*i love shopping~ so wat? ahah duit ku bkn duit mu~ ahah kami picnic bila dpt ja*

45. You have 'candas' in your house.
*duh~ ahah rumah sapa nada ah?*

46. You read this blogsite because all your friends are reading it and you don't want to be left behind.
*i got this from an email aaha*

47. You rush to get a $99 handphone not caring about the limited features coz you think anything cheap is a bargain.
*nda la.. dun have that $99 phone pun~*

48. You have two handphones - one for DST and the other for BMobile (for one month and then switch off one or the other).
*i got 1 saja ok~*

49. You always try to runding the policemen who caught you speeding.
*haha bkn perunding ne~ ahah have to terima balasannya la atas kesalahan sendiri*

huhu thats it......

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